I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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