The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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