I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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