Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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