I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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