What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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