y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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