all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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