at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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