We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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