dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
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Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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