If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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