quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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