Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Randomize
