State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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