Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
