Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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