I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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