That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Randomize
