Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
This baby is an asshole
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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