just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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