Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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