I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I got inside last night via doggy door
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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