I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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