Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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