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I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Come share oat with me in your robe
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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