Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I cannot find my penis.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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