the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
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I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
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