thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Boobs are out for the taking
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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