"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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