He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm at about main and main street
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I believe in your delicious
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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