You don't have asthma, your pregnant
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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