She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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