how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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