do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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