We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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