nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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