Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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