You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
