pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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