just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
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i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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