how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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