I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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