i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
My ATM looks so different sober.
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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