at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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