Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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