dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Is Oprah even human
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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