I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I am naked and annoyed.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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