did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Randomize
