Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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