I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
