Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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