i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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