Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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