You're a womanizer and a bitch.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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