Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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