Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
last night I used snow as a chaser
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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