Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I think my nap took me to another dimension
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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