you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
And then the night went full on bisexual.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Randomize
